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Friday, June 26, 2009

Life gets in the way ...

Well, Father's Day has come and gone. I've been dealing with some unpleasant aspects of my life. Dealing might not be the correct word. I've had a couple crying jags. I've punched some walls and held back homicidal thoughts. I've gone in to zombie mode. Had some awesome phone sex. Found out that Miller Chill is a lovely breakfast beer. I've been trying to write something profound but it's still in the editing stage. Had a couple of primal scream sessions in the closet. Basically, I want to say, "FUCK IT!" then run away.





No circuses for me, those fucking clowns are too scary. Here's two good things that happened:

The fantastic site, BUY ZOMBIE featured my Zombie Mommie dolls, the other day. Go HERE to look at it. You can also visit my Etsy Shop - NITEBYRD'S NEST.




My new header picture was painted by the reclusive genius artist, Pinky Diablo. Don't you just LOVE it? I think Pinky captured the true nature of A Dust Bunny in the Wind perfectly. He also created a companion piece for Psycho Bunny and The Moon -



Pretty cool, huh? Go visit PINKY DIABLO, tell him I sent you. But do it nicely. And politely demand he put more of his work on display.

I've finally answered comments, thanks for being patient. I'll be back.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Happy Father's Day!


"My father died many years ago, and yet when something special happens to me, I talk to him secretly not really knowing whether he hears, but it makes me feel better to half believe it."

~ Natasha Josefowitz

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Shameless self-promotion

2009 BlogLuxe Awards


Go vote for me, okay? Southern Sage is nominated in the Most Provocative Blog category, go vote for him, too!

Friday, June 5, 2009

A Dust Kitteh In The Wind

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Review and Rock!

There ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees, I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed, there ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down, I can't hold back though you know I wish I could, oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.

~ Cage The Elephant



I looooove Babeland! Even though I have enough vibrators and dildos to supply a small, sex toyless country, I always see something new and exciting at Babeland.

Not too long ago I got a Radiance Vibe. I haven’t been feeling particularly sexy and/or horny lately so I didn’t expect too much when I decided to try it out. The shape is unique. You can target your clit or slip it inside to get your g-spot. Since I had no idea where my g-spot was, when I cranked up the Radiance, I decided to let it tour around my vag like a lost tourist. It’s easy to maneuver the vibe – it’s slim and silky. After a few minutes of wandering, the vibe hit a spot that made me shiver. Eureka! That must be my g-spot. I held the nice round hea d of the vibrator there and turned it up to high. The Radiance has two very easy to find push-button controls and definitely vibrates well. It’s a little bit noisy but that’s not distracting. After a bit of g-spot massage, I was squirming all over the bed and knew my clit was ready for some action so I grabbed the (also from Babeland in their Kit for the Cure) and got that on high right on my clit. Well, Bob’s your uncle! If I didn’t come in a matter of seconds. I would have liked a partner to maybe help with the vibes but at the moment of climax, I really wasn’t thinking about anything but how great I felt.

Thanks to the Radiance Vibe, I now know exactly where my g-spot is and that when it gets some good vibrations, it and my stimulated clit form a spectacular duo in orgasm! If you’re wondering, as I was, about where the hell your g-spot is, give the Radiance a try. I’m pretty sure it will find yours and you’ll be so happy you let it!

7” x 1 ½”, White or Black, ABS plastic, Two AAA Batteries, Waterproof.




No matter who you are, you're gonna want a HELLO! KITTY vibrator!

When Babeland sent this adorable vibe to me, I was going to use it as a giveaway but it's so damn cute, I'm keepin' it!

I did try it out, it's very similar to a Pocket Rocket. The "kitty" head is nice and bumpy for some excellent clit stimulation. I need more intense vibrations to get off but if you're sensitive, you'll be able to enjoy the hell out of this vibe and will giggle while you come just because of what it is. My partner didn't find it as hysterical as I did but he was pretty amused watching me test the Hello! Kitty vibe on my pussy!

The Hello! Kitty Vibe is 5-1/2' x 1-3/8", Hard Plastic, 2AA Batteries (included)

Babeland is running a Hello! Kitty vibe picture contest. Check it out!


I'm just LOVING this song by Cage The Elephant, have a listen!