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Monday, April 25, 2011

Handwriting MeMe

 The beautiful Vixen Kitten tagged yours truly for this handwriting meme.  Since I posted about letter writing last, it keeps in the theme!


THE QUESTIONS


1. Your name and your blog’s name
2. Your website
3. Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”
4. Your favorite quote.
5. Your favorite song.
6. Your favorite band.
7. Anything else you’d like to say to the class?

*click to make bigger*




I am supposed to "tag" three favorites.  Here ya go ~


Indi
Ron - VENT
and since y'all are my favorites ~ anyone who'd like to participate.  Let me know if you do!

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Please go and have a look at the APRIL'S ARMY (Regretsy) charity shop on Etsy.  All items are donated and the proceeds will help a young man get treatment for cancer. 
Thanks!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Who says the art of writing letters is dead?

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol  
 
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead!!!
Sincerely,
BP

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed

EDIT: The following letter is NOT funny at all. Not. At. All.

Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely,
The World

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
 
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

My daughter sent me these. Pretty damn funny, right? (Except that Nickelback one.)  I've got a review coming up for BABELAND and then some posts about things I've been thinking about.  My brain is a dark, twisted place.

Friday, April 8, 2011

My Lifes New Theme Song




New Low ~ Middle Class Rut


I have no space
No room to move around
And this box is getting smaller
I'm trying to get out

How did I get so far
From where I was
When did I decide
To lose my way
Who have I become

I've got a new low
All 52 cards in a row
I see now that I won't let go
No I won't let go

Well who am I?
A cold shoulder left to cry
You feel bad? Well so do I
Yeah so do I

I've been right; I've been left
I've been wrong; I've been left behind
I've been up but mostly down

I've been right; I've been left
I've been wrong; I've been left behind
I've been up but mostly down

I can not help feeling like
I have so much at stake
So I lock myself inside my head
And I just run in place

So many directions I don't
Know which way to go
I'm so busy doing nothing
I got nothing to show

I've got a new low
All 52 cards in a row
I see now that I won't let go
No I won't let go

Well who am I?
A cold shoulder used to cry
You feel bad? well so do I
Yeah so do I

I've been right; I've been left
I've been wrong; I've been left behind
I've been up but mostly down

I've been right; I've been left
I've been wrong; I've been left behind
I've been up but mostly down

I make mistakes
Just like everybody else
But instead I'm letting go of it
I can't forgive myself

Well I did my time
In the window of this box
Like it or not
All I got now is today
Tomorrow aint here
And yesterday is gone dead on me anyway

I've been right; I've been left
I've been wrong; I've been left behind
I've been up but mostly down

I've been right; I've been left
I've been wrong; I've been left behind
I've been up but mostly down

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Go over and visit The Sleppery Mind again.  She's doing a giveaway of something I made! Thanks!

Friday, April 1, 2011

Pimped to Perfection!



Recently I joined up with Bloggerdise to promote my Etsy shop and was contacted by the fabulous The Sleppery Mind.  

She has done an absolute amazing post about nitebyrd's nest - Necessary Oddities (I'm seriously just floored! Her post is so flattering and beautiful!) Won't you please got take a peek?  The Sleppery Mind has some awesome reviews (other than sex toys!) and giveaways goin' on! Thanks!




NOTE:  I will probably be scarce this week as Mulder has a wonky work schedule and I won't be able to get to the PC in the evenings, I'll have my mini but it's too damn small to write posts on.