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Nothing is unbreakable. Given enough stress and/or pressure, diamonds and even Lonsdaleite will shatter. The pieces cannot be put back together to create the whole ever again. There is nothing in nature so strong that it will survive endless adverse conditions. Mountains crumble, giant trees die and topple, mighty rivers cease to exist and mere people can and will fall to pieces. On Tuesday,

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Donate $10.00 or more to my  Susan G. Koman Race For The Cure  page and you have a chance to win THIS from me and Eden Fantasys!  It'll make a really nice Valentine's Day present and it'll do your heart some good to donate to a great cause. PLEASE! Thank you!   This will end 01/31/2012. Winner has to be willing to share their address with me so I can send you your fabulous prize! The Team

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A WOMAN SHOULD  HAVE ..one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come... A  WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to...    A  WOMAN SHOULD HAVE something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...    A 

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I like to support businesses that also promote breast cancer awareness. Eden Fantasys promotes awareness on a regular basis. I ♥ that. In their online magazine SEXIS, last October, they had great articles about breast cancer awareness. TheScar Project by Liz Langley and I booby by Cherry Trifle, were two I particularly liked. SEXIS has an entire section devoted to health - womens AND mens

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In September, me and Mulder drove up to Fayetteville, North Carolina for a concert. One of my most favorite things in the world is going to rock concerts. I just love the whole experience. Normally, I loathe being near people and abhor crowds but put me in an arena in front of a stage with hot young guys beating drums, ripping guitars and booming rock & roll and I'm in heaven. I can't explain it

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Christmas is over. Everything has been unwrapped, returned, played with or packed away for re-gifting. You might think your finished for awhile but don't relax yet. Valentine's Day is just a little over a month away. Yup, time to shop again. I've got something from BABELANDthat's going to make it so easy for you, you'll want to kiss me! (I'll let you, too!) The folks at Babeland sent me

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People that love to read want to pass that love along when they become parents. I know I did. When I was pregnant with my daughter, I unboxed all my childhood favorites – Charlotte's Web, Stuart Little, A Wrinkle In Time, The Little Prince, The Real Mother Goose, Grimm's Fairy Tales, among others. I also got The Cat in The Hat, One Fish, Two Fish, Horton Hears A Who. Well, all Dr. Seuss

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May y'all have a very Happy, Healthy, Sexy, Safe, Rockin' New Year!

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"Ghost of the Future," he exclaimed, "I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me?"  ~ Ebenezer Scrooge Painting by ~ Dennis Matson

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Reading a first novel by a first time author is a crap-shoot.  You get those that are real stinkers but you keep plowing through because hope springs eternal that something, anything will make the book more than just a sleep-aid.  Sleeper's Run by Henry Mosquera isn't one of those.  It will make you call in sick to work and keep you riveted well into the wee hours because you can't wait

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  ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS Go visit, NOW!

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Last Saturday, I attended The Buzz Bake Sale. The Bake Sale has been the premier festival concert event in South Florida for the past 16 years. It was something I looked forward to each year. 103.1 The Buzz was the only rock station in my area. The concert was out of control! Seether, Chevelle, Hinder, Everlast, Adelita's Way, Art of Dying, Middle Class Rut, Falling in Reverse, One and for

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Megan over at MEGAN'S CREATIVE BLOG is showing me some love today. Please go on over and show her some, too!  Thanks!

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Hello, everyone! Hope all my U.S. readers had a good Thanksgiving. I spent it with Mulder's family. They were thankful I didn't kill one of them and I was thankful for wine. Doesn't it seem like we should have Hallowgivingmas? Maybe it's because I'm getting older but once Labor Day comes 'round, I feel like there's only a week that goes by and then it's Christmas. Am I right? Speaking of

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We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.   ~Thornton Wilder Black Friday through Cyber Monday sale at my Etsy shop ~ nitebyrd's nest Use COUPON CODE ~ FRIENDS20 for 20% off anything in the shop! Thank you!

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There seems to be a lot of sadness and general angst in Blogland lately. I thought that I would maybe brighten things up a bit. Holidays are coming up and those prove stressful for most of us, even though they should be happy. So … I want you to look at some artwork that will make you feel good. Perhaps you'll even smile! I was an art major in college and I consider myself “artistic”, not an

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Vietnam War Protest, November 15, 1969 There are 58,272 names of soldiers engraved on The Wall. This number is still growing. We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.   ~Cynthia Ozick Back when I was in High School, I sent for a POW/MIA bracelet.  If you're around my age or older, you know what I'm talking about.  In doing research for this post,

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I was in the middle of writing a post, looking for a picture when I stumbled upon this ~  Any further logical thought was impossible as my brain fell out of my head.

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*** click to make bigger *** Yeah, it's sick - but funny!

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  Since October 2009, I've been trying to get Bank of America to modify my mortgage. Back in 2005 something happened that altered my life forever. I won't bore you with details but let me say that it financially, emotionally and mentally ruined me. What was done may not have been logical/smart but it was done with the best intentions. I'm not asking Bank of America to give me a “bail-out”, I'm

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Random girl from ... IT'S ON RANDOM, interviewed me for her blog. Go over and show this zombie mama some love, 'K? And now you can watch this ...

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For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity. ~William Penn Susan, my co-worker who had a stroke last September, has died.  Please send some comforting thoughts this way, her family will need them.  Thank you.

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Thanks to everyone that participate in this last BOOBIE-THON. Monday, October 10th, will be my 4 year blog anniversary!  I know I've only been half-assed blogging for the past couple of months but hope springs eternal that I'll get fired up soon and post the stuff that's been rattling around in my brain for awhile. Since I won't be around much from Friday-Monday, I'm posting this today.  The

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Zombies have become very popular lately. AMC's “The Walking Dead” has really pumped up zombies Q-rating. Zombies have been around in stories, books and film for a very long time. While zombies aren't as romantic as vampires, they do have their own certain attraction. I've always felt that becoming a zombie was more attainable than becoming a vampire. Ask any person that's a parent. They'll tell

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It's that time again, folks!  Bare your boobs and moobs for The 10th Annual BOOBIETHON!  Pictures are being accepted now as are DONATIONS!!!!  I'm a volunteer editor. (Srsly, who wouldn't volunteer to edit pictures of gorgeous breasts for a fantastic cause?) Please, join in. 'K?

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Be back on Friday! Well, typical of my life - come home to a shit storm. I'll be around but don't know when I'll crank out a post.

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The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the feeling that there is in every individual something which is inexpressible, peculiar to him alone, and is, therefore, absolutely and irretrievably lost.   ~Arthur Schopenhauer

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Hi. How y'all doin'? Good? That's great. It's been awhile, hasn't it? Let's see, what have I been doing? I went up to Orlando to visit with my oldest nephew and his family. It was awesome to see him, his wife, their son (my GREAT-Nephew!) who is 20 years old and handsome as all get out. Having a 20 year old great-nephew makes me feel as old as freakin' Methuselah, but it doesn't stop

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After several weekends of birthdays and other celebrations, I thought that I'd have this weekend free to do some writing.  I've got bits and pieces of posts all over the place that desperately need to be made whole.  But ... the best laid plans of mice and men ... A call from my niece Tuesday has got Mulder and me packing up to go to Orlando this weekend to see her and her family and my nephew

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Approximately 18 years old In 1928 my mother was 20 years old. Apparently she was “The Bees Knees” or in 21st century terms, she was “smokin' hot!” By this age, she'd been divorced from a man that believed in open marriage but failed to let her in on it. She had returned home to live with my grandparents and my aunts and uncle. From what my half-sister has told me, my mother was quite a “

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I've just gotten my copy of A Dance with Dragons.  For once being a slacker has paid off. I only recently found out about this series so I didn't have to wait the 5+ years between volumes four and five.  Not only is this book an amazing read but it can be used as a very effective weapon. It's MASSIVE! I'm going to put it down long enough to get a couple of actual posts out very soon.  I want

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I am sleek. I am sexy. I am fast. When you wrap your legs around me and get me going, I'll give you the ride of your life. Your heart will pound, you'll gasp. I will make you beg for more.  Who am I? I am NITEBYRD! Yeah, right! Not this nitebyrd. This Nitebyrd ~ Indi's Nitebyrd! INDI, owner of the most beautiful breasts on the internet, has a new motorcycle she named ~ NITEBYRD! I'm

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If only Dexter were real ... I live not far from Orlando, Ms. Anthony's home town. I read and/or heard about her missing then deceased child way before her arrest and trial became a national phenomenon.  While the jury acquitted her because the prosecution failed to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt, I believe they were wrong.  I do not think justice was served. Casey Anthony has been

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Courtship never sounded so sweet -- at least in the insect kingdom. It appears that a tiny bug known as the singing penis (also, water boatman, or Micronecta scholtzi) -- is the loudest creature on Earth, relative to its body size and the way in which it uses its penis. BBC Nature News reports that French and Scottish scientists have determined that the male variety of the 2mm freshwater

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I'm  trying to write some actual posts.  Really. I am. My life has been somewhat more out of control than usual recently and I do feel like a shit for not posting anything meaningful, deep, witty or intelligent (have I ever posted anything like that?) AND for not even responding to your comments.  *sigh*  I'm sorry. I appreciate every damn one of you that comes here to read and comment.  You

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Son, brother, father, lover, friend. There is room in the heart for all the affections, as there is room in heaven for all the stars. .  ~ Victor Hugo

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... what this is a commercial for. My sweet Vincent sent this to me. Even someone deep in the abyss has got to laugh at it because it's fucking brilliant!

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How's this for the weekend ~ Son moves back home with girlfriend. Daughter might be leaving her husband. I need mass quantites of alcohol and possibly a bucket o' Valium.  I might be MIA for a little while.

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The BIANCA I received from Vedette The delightful shapewear company VEDETTE has kindly given me a fantastic one of their Body Shapers to review for you!  I found Vedette via Bloggerdise.  After looking at the site, I thought being able to try one of their beautifully constructed pieces would be a rare treat.  And it was!  Vedette has a huge selection of  shapewear, lingerie, body shapers,

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   Do you ever read your "spam" comments? It's not like I don't have anything else to do but I read mine before I delete them.  They are ALWAYS from Anonymous (DUH!) and some are quite funny.  Here's a selection of the ones I liked the best along with my own comments ~ Everyone who plays the flute should learn singing. What do y'all think? Any flute players out there? Can you sing? If not, do

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   As I approach the gates of heaven; St. Peter I will tell; One more soldier reporting sir; I've served my time in hell. -Mark Anthony Gresswell

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  Being “g-spot” challenged, I was very pleased to be able to review the new DVD from Good Vibrations Sex-Ed series, GUSH. In my opinion, this extremely well done DVD is an absolute MUST HAVE for women and men who want to know everything they need to about the g-spot and female ejaculation.  It’s invaluable both as an educational tool and a stimulating visual aid. Dr. Carol Queen, Good Vibrations

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My father died on his 60th birthday. It was a normal December morning.  I got ready for school, he got ready for work. My mother drove him to the train station as she had each morning for his ride into the city. From what I was told, he got to his office, told someone he wasn’t feeling well and asked for water. The co-worker returned with the water and found my father dead on the floor.  An

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I like to show you products that aren't the usual fare, so when BABELAND offered me an opportunity to review Stoya's Pleasure Ring from the Pirates collection of sex toys, I said, “Absolutely!” Stoya's Pleasure Ring is a cock ring with a removable bullet vibrator. The bullet is the same as the one from the Pirates Pendant Vibe, it's hard plastic. The super stretchy cock ring is made of TPE (

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Yesterday, my son gave me flowers.  After I recovered from the fainting spell, my daughter made dinner and showed me this ~ You're welcome!

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To all you HOT rockin' mamas ~ HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

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I totally love bullet vibes!  For me, I need direct and constant clitoral stimulation in order to orgasm.  What’s better for that then a multi-speed, powerful bullet vibe? Nothing. Well, maybe a guy with fingers that never tire! BABELAND recently got the PIN UPS VIBE  into their extensive inventory and was kind enough to send me one to review.  I’d seen this adorable bullet vibrator during the

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Dear nitebyrd: XXXXXX XXXXX has determined that you are promoting advertisers on a site (or possibly multiple sites) that contains objectionable content (including, but not limited to content that is misleading, libelous, defamatory, obscene, violent, bigoted, hate-oriented, illegal, and/or promoting illegal goods, services or activities). Such conduct is in violation of the XXXXXX XXXXX As a

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 The beautiful Vixen Kitten tagged yours truly for this handwriting meme.  Since I posted about letter writing last, it keeps in the theme! THE QUESTIONS 1. Your name and your blog’s name 2. Your website 3. Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” 4. Your favorite quote. 5. Your favorite song. 6. Your favorite band. 7. Anything else you’d like to say to the class? *click to make

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Dear Ugly People, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol    Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know,

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New Low ~ Middle Class Rut I have no space No room to move around And this box is getting smaller I'm trying to get out How did I get so far From where I was When did I decide To lose my way Who have I become I've got a new low All 52 cards in a row I see now that I won't let go No I won't let go Well who am I? A cold shoulder left to cry You feel bad? Well so do I Yeah so

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Recently I joined up with Bloggerdise to promote my Etsy shop and was contacted by the fabulous The Sleppery Mind.   She has done an absolute amazing post about nitebyrd's nest - Necessary Oddities (I'm seriously just floored! Her post is so flattering and beautiful!) Won't you please got take a peek?  The Sleppery Mind has some awesome reviews (other than sex toys!) and giveaways goin' on!

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There are not many commercials that I'll pause the DVR for but these two Direct TV ones I'll definitely watch over and over.  The little giraffe just makes me happy.  Check out the PHOTOS area on the Sokoblovsky Farms (*click the link*) website to see what I'm talking about if you don't know. The website is nothing short of genius. I seriously want one. 

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Recently I’ve been reading Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse and it’s given me an idea. I’m a “facial specialist”, meaning I give facials. Not FACIALS.  I also enjoy getting facials, not FACIALS. (When writing for people that read a whole lotta sex blogs, this could get confusing.) I’m an esthetician, a skin care/facial specialist. Duly licensed and insured, I make the skin, on

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by Harriet Back in my “Mommy” days, I was a member of The Embroiderer’s Guild of America. We met every other Thursday to stitch and talk. That was where I met Harriet. At 34 years old, I was the baby of the group! Harriet was 31 years older than me. She was a retired New York City high school English teacher. She had never been married, was well read and educated and was also a world traveler.

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Today is THE RED PUMP PROJECT’S National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day. THE RED PUMP PROJECT does great work promoting awareness of HIV/AIDS with a variety of functions around the country. As with most things that initially horrify, scare and/or concern us, I believe we’ve become apathetic to this HIV/AIDS.  Because it isn’t constantly in the news or possibly because we haven’t

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Do you think this commercial is funny? I don't. Well, okay. It's a teeny bit funny because it's well done and because I've never had to deal with service calls being outsourced to Russia. I’ve worked for doctors since 1987. The main part of my jobs has been to wrest money out of tight-as-crabs-asses insurance companies and weepy

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In the meantime, please enjoy some of the wisdom and/or lunatic ravings of Charlie Sheen as performed by bunnies!

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I've had some bad news this week, the worst being that a dear friend died today. I'll write about it in a bit but I needed to smile about something. This picture and this band, "Mumford & Sons" make me smile. I hope they do the same for you.

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Awhile ago, the fabulous Yummy from The Sexual Adventures of A Married Woman did some posts on using various objects for sexual purposes. Those posts brought back something that happened when I was young. Since I'm not having sex or even able to play with myself because of my general malaise (don't you LOVE that word? So Alexandre Dumas!) and because of this goddamn shoulder/spine/muscle/nerve

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Heard this on the radio today. Read this question and put your answer in comments.  I'll tell you tomorrow if you think like a psychopath. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could

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For the past couple months my right shoulder has been hurting. Thursday, it decided to go from, This-pain-is-really-annoying to OHMYFUCKINGGODSKILLMENOW!!!  I went to the doctor who told me that my trapezius was like a Chinese knot. This apparently is what happens when you have a horrible amount of stress in your life, you work at a computer 8 hours a day and decide to exercise muscles you

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I have a “thing” for bunnies. Not your cute, sweet Easter bunny bunnies. No, my passion runs to the bizarre, weird, odd type of bunny.  When BABELAND offered to send me Toyfriends "Coney" in exchange for an honest review, I was overjoyed, to say the least.  Look at him – black (tres Goth!), sleek and stylish (Toyfriend is like IKEA for sex toys!) and best of all he’s a VIBRATOR!!!Coney is about

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I was looking for a picture to illustrate an upcoming blog. This was what vi.sualize.us produced for results ~ *** Click to enlarge ***BWAAAHAHAHAHA! I'll be back later in the week with a recap of The Race and a toy review.  One of the toys is just PERFECT for Valentine's Day!  And it's just too damn cute!

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It's time for the annual Susan G. Komen Race for The Cure in South Florida. This will be the 20th year the race has been run in West Palm Beach.  I will be there.  Since I have many new readers, I thought I'd re-run my original post about my daughter's fight and defeat of breast cancer.  My post is in honor of the survivors and in memory of those valiant women and men who lost their battle. I've

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BABELAND is having a sale on LELO for 4 Days!  The sale includes the NEA, my new favorite toy! ♥ ♥ ♥ Valentine's Day is less than a month away! ♥ ♥ ♥

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I couldn’t get to sleep a few nights ago.  My thoughts wandered hither and yon like balls in a pinball game.  (Remember pinball machines? Yeah, you’re old, too!)  St. Jude was the first nebulous thought.  Not the hospital, the actual saint.  He’s the patron saint of lost causes which was what I was thinking about the elusive sleep I was looking for.  From there it was thoughts about the New

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Usually, I don't have much luck in winning stuff. Every blue moon I'll get 3 numbers on a Lottery ticket but usually I don't even have one number. But recently, I've been quite lucky. I've won several give-aways and/or contests in cyberspace. I also figured you might like to know that I'm not a weepy, cranky, miserable bitch all the time. I can be pretty fucking happy at times. Not only did I

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Due to some fucked up work schedule Mulder is having this week, I won't have internet access in the evening.  After work is when I usually post, comment, etc.  I'll be back this weekend with some more pleasant posts then I've had recently.  Thanks for understanding. This just made me crack the hell up.  Hope it does the same for y'all! Suave Frog ~ see more Lolcats and funny pictures

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Srsly, I've been deeper into the abyss this season then ever before. I got nothin' right now. This is a funny Christmas-y video from that cat guy, Simon. Enjoy!

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This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. ~Taylor Caldwell I’m not a religious person, I’m spiritual.  “O Holy Night” is my favorite Christmas carol. It's not the whole "Christ" thing, I just like the song. Josh Groban sings it very well.  He’s also okay to look at, in a goofy-sweet kind of way. May each and every one of you have the best Christmas ever and I hope that the New Year

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Whether you observe Christmas, Yule, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or another tradition, they all are a celebratory holiday. This time of year is for joy, reflection, peace, love, rebirth, happiness. It's a time when families come together. It's a time when we can look at the past year and remember the goodness while forgetting the bad. We look forward to the new year with hope. It's a good time of

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I was given this award by Red Shoe's and I'm honored. He is a man that appreciates fine footwear as much as I do. I have to tell you seven things about me and then pass the award to seven other bloggers that I'd like to know more about! Black ~ Basic black is a color that goes with everything and is the all time favorite of zombies everywhere. I’m a huge fan of Zombies, black, goth, horror,

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The affiliate manager of LoveHoney - UK, Paid On Results held an affiliate competition the last twelve days asking affiliates to highlight 12 of LoveHoney's products.  We were given suggestions but were encouraged to use our imagination.  Winners of the most creative would be chosen each day to receive a L50.00 cash prize and the best overall will win an iPad.  Very cool, right? I was chosen

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- The Doors singer Jim Morrison will get a posthumous pardon for an indecent exposure conviction in Florida after Gov. Charlie Crist got a commitment for enough votes from other members of the state's Board of Executive Clemency to approve it. Morrison was appealing the conviction when he was found dead in a Paris bathtub in 1971. The meeting Thursday comes a day after the

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new EtsyNameSpace.Mini(5336952, 'favorites','gallery',1,1).renderIframe(); If you have an extra $100.00 lying around, please get me this for Christmas. I'll be appropriately appreciative. I'm good with my hands and mouth and I swallow!  Thank you!

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Over at This Thing Called Our Life, the lovely blogger is doing something called "Cans For Comments".  She and some other writers are going to donate cans of food to needy families for each comment they get on their blog posts up until December 25.  Cool, right? I thought I'd do the same but with a different spin.  *You knew I'd be different.*  So, from December 1 through December 31, I'm going

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Seven (7) days without sugar, salt, pasta, carbs or Pepsi. I’m officially homicidal.* Men with cell phones and cranky children should not be allowed in grocery stores. Ever. If you’re told about the collection for the boss’s Christmas present two days before the party and the present has already been purchased you should not feel obligated to donate. Lunge walking and skipping should not be

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If you haven’t realized it by now, let me tell you that I love unusual items.  My taste runs from kitschy to bizarre to morbid to weird.  This is my standard to most things including sex toys.  Why have a plain old pink vibrator with no personality when you can have something like the Pirates Rocket Vibrator?  Look how pretty and wild it is!  It’s got tattoos and rhinestones for Pete’s sake!  And

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Remember the Etsy Dark Team Black Friday/Cyber Monday Sale starts TODAY!  Since the whole search/scan debate was so heated this last week, I thought you'd enjoy these ~ Picture from UP!

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I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the "history" I was told in second grade.  But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America's traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it's a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.  ~Ellen Orleans Because I am me, I have to add a “but …” to most

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If y'all are looking for some very unique and/or handmade gifts for the holidays, please check out all the very talented Etsy Dark Team Etsy Shops from Friday, 11/26 through Monday, 11/29 for our FABULOUS sale. Special discounts, BOGO's, free shipping ... and more! 

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Since I actually have started to exercise and will be trying The Paleo Diet for 7 weeks, I found this hysterical.  My goal is NOT to look like a uterus but to be thinner and be toned.  I want to be gorgeous!

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aag has been hosting the 2010 Scarleteen Sex-Ed Blog Carnival.Being "a woman of a certain age" my sex education was most likely very different from most participants but I think each and every one of us agree that SCARLETEEN, must remain available to every single person that needs/wants it. On the eve of my wedding in 1973, my mother gave me her one and only “sex talk”.  She told me to, “Use

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My son has finally moved out on his own. (Can I get an AMEN!) He also has a conundrum so I thought I'd ask my readers for their opinion. Bubba is not perfect but he's not totally hopeless either. He has a lot to learn about living on his own, managing money and managing his partying. One of the HUGE mistakes I made in child rearing is that I wasn't one of those Suzy Homemaker mothers that let

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Be back soon! *OUCH* CrossFit  = Paid for torture but with awesome results!

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Happy Halloween!

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Obviously GOOD VIBRATIONS knows I have a dark side.  When I saw this bullet vibrator, I just had to have it.  Seriously, it's black, it comes in a metal coffin box, it has bat-teries AND spares, it's called DEATH BY ORGASM ~ The Vampire and can get me off in no time! I think I had an IO when I saw the picture! This vibe and it's fellow monster vibes ( ZOMBIE, WEREWOLF, MUMMY, SCORPION   ) are

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www.shoebox.com ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  The wonderful Ashly Star of Not Your Average Chick is doing her fundraiser again for Toys for Tots.  Give her a "click" and donate a bit!  Thanks!  •••••••••••••••••• Susan Update ~ She's home, doing really well. Still having physical therapy but she's wanting to come back to work ASAP! Crazy chick!  

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"Maybe" by Sick Puppies Maybe I'm a dreamer Maybe I'm misunderstood Maybe you're not seeing the side of me you should Maybe I'm crazy(Maybe I'm crazy) Maybe I'm the only one (Maybe I'm the only one) Maybe I'm just out of touch Maybe I've just had enough Maybe it's time to change And leave it all behind I've never been one to walk alone I've always been scared to try So why does it feel so

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I'm a very visual person but I can't get into porn. I like to fantasize but if there's already been a character that has taken part in what I'm thinking about and it isn't someone I've created, I can't really get into it. Why, Yes! I have control issues! When I watch porn, things bother me like obviously over inflated fake tits and freakishly large penises. I know, I know … call me crazy. But

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Shelle let me put a post up over at The Real World. Go check it out! Please.  Thanks!

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I don't drink to excess. A passel of alcoholics in the family put me on the far side of caution. But every once in awhile, I do drink enough to get lightly toasted. Recently I discovered a hard cider that is just too scrumptious and a couple of Fridays ago, I overindulged. In my somewhat woozy state, I took my three dogs out about 1:00 AM for their evening bathroom break. While I was

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Since I don't have any ass or toe cleavage pictures y'all get another picture of my boobs!  And a PSA!  I'm so clever sometimes I astound myself! Go on and see who's showing their cleavage this week! The winner of my Blogiversary prize is #12 ~  "DISTRACTED" Random.Org chose a number at random from 1-14, the number of comments I had at 8:15 pm 10/12/10. Email me your address and I'll get

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